The Commonwealth of Maple Syrup Addict is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.325 billion Maple Syrup Addictians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Maple Syrup Addictian economy, worth 724 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 54,346 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maple Syrup Addict successfully hosted the Canada Olympics, school uniforms are compulsory, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Maple Syrup Addict's national animal is the Maple Leaf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maple Syrup Addict is ranked 184,545^th in the world and 104^th in Canada for Smartest Citizens, with 25.76 quips per hour.